Feeling like Matheson

Is there a universal mandate that states that I should be stood up and blown off as much as possible? Did I not get the memo that people are no longer going to call me back when they say they're going to? Is being my friend that much of a burden? Am I too much to bear for my friends and loved ones to hang out with once in awhile? Can I at least get a heads up? Something? Anybody?

"I may act tough, but i got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them."

"Dinner's gonna be cold tonight."

Ghostin'

I Love You

This has nothing to do with the wretched holiday that happens to fall on this calendar date, but I'd like to take this time to tell everyone that I care about, those who read this, and those who don't, how much they truly mean to me.  Too often we let these chances slip by, for fear of exposing ourselves, for fear of not getting the reciprocation we desire, for fear of sounding stupid, or just plain fear. But life is short, and sometimes the paths that we think will always intersect, stray from your own, or are even cut short. If you admire somebody, you should definitely tell them, because people never get their flowers while they can still smell them. I love you.

Willie Award Winning Actor Remembers Roots

My mom found an old acceptance speech I wrote in 7th grade for a play I acted in for English class. Our play ended up winning 4 out of the 6 Willie Awards given out per class, and I personally was nominated and awarded the Willie (a gold spray painted toy army soldier glued onto a wood base) for Best Supporting Actor in the riveting, ground breaking portrayal of a bank robber thwarting, cross dressing young Herman Munster. Here is that speech, in its entirety, rewritten intentionally with original spelling errors and grammatical mistakes. Even back then I was just so modest.

First off I would like to thank you guys for supporting me my whole career. You guys are just great. Second I'd like to give a shot out to my homies in the ghetto for watching my back and keeping me cool.  I'd also like to thank all the great comedians that helped me through my career like Jim Carey, Adam Sandler, Chris Tucker, and let's all have a minute moment of silence for the great Chris Farley... Well enough of those bozos more about me.  This award is the greatest that's happened to me since I got my first allowance. This is going in the trophy case with all the other Grammys, Acedemys, People's Choice, um, Nobel Peace Prices etc. Again I'd like to thank all you suckas out there that didn't get the award haha. Worse luck next time. I know I'm the greatest and I deserved this. Since the first grade I dreamt about this moment, I knew it would come. Since I starred in my first christmas pageant I knew I would reciev this. (start crying) Oh excuse me. I'm just so choked up in the moment. I'd also like to thank the bozos of the cast, but enough about them I'm the real one that should be thanked. If it weren't for me this play would be down in the gutter. But I carried this play to the best of all the 7th grade. Also I'd like to thank the losers for losing so I could win because I really deserve this award more than any of you suckers.