Sunday, February 5, 2012

Willie Award Winning Actor Remembers Roots

My mom found an old acceptance speech I wrote in 7th grade for a play I acted in for English class. Our play ended up winning 4 out of the 6 Willie Awards given out per class, and I personally was nominated and awarded the Willie (a gold spray painted toy army soldier glued onto a wood base) for Best Supporting Actor in the riveting, ground breaking portrayal of a bank robber thwarting, cross dressing young Herman Munster. Here is that speech, in its entirety, rewritten intentionally with original spelling errors and grammatical mistakes. Even back then I was just so modest.
First off I would like to thank you guys for supporting me my whole career. You guys are just great. Second I'd like to give a shot out to my homies in the ghetto for watching my back and keeping me cool.  I'd also like to thank all the great comedians that helped me through my career like Jim Carey, Adam Sandler, Chris Tucker, and let's all have a minute moment of silence for the great Chris Farley... Well enough of those bozos more about me.  This award is the greatest that's happened to me since I got my first allowance. This is going in the trophy case with all the other Grammys, Acedemys, People's Choice, um, Nobel Peace Prices etc. Again I'd like to thank all you suckas out there that didn't get the award haha. Worse luck next time. I know I'm the greatest and I deserved this. Since the first grade I dreamt about this moment, I knew it would come. Since I starred in my first christmas pageant I knew I would reciev this. (start crying) Oh excuse me. I'm just so choked up in the moment. I'd also like to thank the bozos of the cast, but enough about them I'm the real one that should be thanked. If it weren't for me this play would be down in the gutter. But I carried this play to the best of all the 7th grade. Also I'd like to thank the losers for losing so I could win because I really deserve this award more than any of you suckers.

1 comment:

  1. Alright...so it's apparent that I'm the only one blowing up your blog right now, but really, I don't care. It'll give you something to do for five minutes. Dude, I loved the Willie awards. This is the funniest thing I've read in a bit. I laughed out loud. Seriously, but everyone thinks I'm crazy here anyway (may be the dissections, weird accent, skin color, dancing in class, jumping on desks, tattoos...who the hell knows...).

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