Friday, May 22, 2009

fuckin transformers

dear hollywood,
can you please step it up with the slow motion action sequences. after a very, VERY favorable (drunk) re watching of the first transformers, i gotta say i underestimated it waaaaay too much. and i actually really really liked it. i really cant name many things that are cooler then dope ass vehicles (including jets, semis, camaros, tanks and helicopters) turning into fighting robots. the greater beauty of these sequenci is the fact that they are doing all of this in slow motion. i gotta say, slow motion is the drunk goggles of our time. everything, and i mean everything looks better when in slow motion. shout out to dave chappelle for this theory. but seriously, this movie was dope as hell, and it almost makes me sad that i threw out that awesome poster that my bitch of an ex girlfriend gave me for valentines day last year, almost. all shots aside though, this second transformers looks even sicker, as you can tell by my earlier postage. people talk mad shit on michael bay, but i gotta tell ya, with the combination of bad boys II, and the first transformers, the second one is looking all the more enticing. devastator is looking ruthless as always, and optimus is my boy. megan fox, feel free to holla back.

love, Tyler.

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